European brothels are throwing themselves into the vaccination campaign. First it was the Austrian “Funpalast”, which offered half an hour of free sex to those who accept the inoculations (1).
There has never been a greater health promotion campaign in the history of mankind. On Friday it was the “Delicious” club in Geneva, which on its website offered free fellatio to customers who get vaccinated (2).
“To thank the vaccinated for their contribution to the resumption of a normal life, the Delicious Club of Geneva offers to each person vaccinated for less than three days a fellatio, upon presentation of proof of vaccination,” says the offer, which is for a limited time.
In Russia, local governments have launched an unprecedented gift campaign to encourage people to get vaccinated (3). To Muscovites over 60 years of age, the municipality gave them 1,000 rubles to buy in pharmacies and then raffled 20 Renault cars among those vaccinated.
In the Moscow suburbs, fully equipped apartments and apartments were raffled among those who presented their vaccination certificates.
The Azbuka Vkusa supermarket chain gave paid days off on vaccination days. For its part, GUM gave away ice cream, Orange Fitness gyms gave away an Apple Watch to vaccinated workers, and Delimobil offered significant discounts at vaccination points.
Car manufacturer Avtovaz gave away 1,500 rubles to its workers for getting vaccinated.
Russia Today workers who got vaccinated before July 10 received 57,500 rubles, but those who did so after have also been paid extra.
The regions carried out their own promotional campaigns. In Yamal they raffled off Apple mobiles, bicycles, speakers, headphones and smart watches, while vaccinated residents in Togliatti got 75,000 rubles in lottery tickets.
In the Tula region, vaccinated workers got a day off and received vouchers for free meals in factory canteens. Those who had already been vaccinated were given free admission to concerts, plays, exhibitions and soccer matches.
In the Magadan region, 1,000 rubles were given to those over 60 years of age who had been vaccinated.
Pensioners in Chukchi received extra pay when they got vaccinated. Those in Khabarovsk received a dozen eggs each for two days for getting vaccinated.
Russia has tried everything to vaccinate the population, but it has not been enough and has one of the lowest inoculation rates.
(1) https://www.bild.de/news/ausland/news-ausland/erstes-bild-girl-hilft-bordell-gutschein-fuer-impfstich-78141480.bild.html
(2) https://www.watson.ch/fr/suisse/gen%C3%A8ve/781336743-covid-un-sex-club-genevois-offre-une-fellation-gratuite-aux-vaccines
(3) https://es.rbth.com/estilo-de-vida/87642-rusia-dan-regalos-vacunarse-pisos
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